Sicko

Hey, all. Hope you're all alive and kicking.

So, I'm kind of a sicko right now. My head hurts, and I don't like my computer. 

So, my friend Shloims described the situation perfectly: "Hudi's in a hoodie (or Hoodie's in a Hudi) and she's peacing out." So long, y'all. Have a nice life. 

I will try to write a different one later this week if I'm feeling better. 

Miss you all. 

Toodles from Hoodles!

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