Dorkiest Dork in Dorkland

Well, hello there peeps who don't mind losing some brain cells today. So, it's been a very long time since I wrote my last blog. Obviously, it's because I got married. Yes, we have to do that sometimes in life.

So, in case any of you are worried about my blog being normal now that I'm married, have no fear. In fact, my husband decided he won't even read my blog because he doesn't want his brain to melt. Well, in fact, I don't think it matters in any case. He's going to be as nuts as he can being married to me. 

Anywho, I'm not even sure where to begin. So many muches of exciting thingy wingies have happened in the past month and a half. I don't even remember what happened yesterday, so it's kind of a lost cause to recall everything that happened last month. But do know this: I still have mono. 

I think we should begin with some hilarious Strange Snippets: 

From my darling sister, Netama: "She was dating a really rich guy who was dead." No, I don't remember the context, but even if I did, I still don't think it would make any sense. 

Then there was MyYawn's response to my saying that my then chosson had an Israeli sense of humor: "So, what, he laughs at Bamba?"

And then there was my highly intelligent response to Netama saying Jewish songs don't rhyme: "Well, the ones that rhyme do rhyme." Wow, we can see how my computer classes have really raised my intelligence level. 

And then there was the hilarious discussion that my family had the night before my wedding. My mother asked us where we wanted to eat, and she was expecting something like Chinese. We all talked about going to Rita's or pizza. My mother was not impressed. "I have raised a bunch of heathens!"

And lastly, there was my friend saying about me: "I think you're more of a mix: like a 5-year-old mom."

And now for some Nerdy News: 

Reporter: "Hudi, what have you done recently that is Nerdy Newsworthy?"

Hudi: "Everything."

Reporter: "Well, we know that. But something specific."

Hudi: "Well, there was the day of my wedding. There I was, Hoodles, wearing this crazy floofy gown, my sheitel curled to the max, makeup done and on my face, even. But what was hiding beneath all that dress (was?)were my shoes. On my feet were these ridiculous four-inch-heeled, platformed shoes, paired with bright pink socks. Oh, they were hilarious. I felt like the dorkiest dork in Dorkland. I'll even insert a picture."

Reporter: "Well, glad to see you were yourself at your wedding. Thanks. Those certainly look quite nerdy."

So, in case you couldn't tell, I'm married. When I speak of the male whose last name I now carry (except for all those times in school when I'm still Barticus and also all those legal times that I'm still Bartenura and also my email and also my zoom name), I will refer to him as the Chushoova Hoosband (CH for short). Thanks to my dad for that name. 

So, marriage is great. So, school is terrible. Just finished the second round of finals. Yes, if you were wondering, I have been in finals for the past two months. And yes, it has been horrible. And yes, I want to be a sanitation engineer. 

So, what else is new. Well, Shana Aleph, you know that girl? She's an engaged woman!! It is so many excitings, like so many so manies. 

And now, for my grand finale, let's hear this song that I wrote (to the tune of Row Row Row Your Boat, although it might not actually be to that tune, 'cause as you know, I'm a shtickle tone deaf): 

   Cry Cry, Cry Some More

When will school ever end?

Smiling, Smiling, Smiling, Smiling

I'll be a Garbageman

So, I know it doesn't really rhyme, but poetic license and all that. 

So, now I gotta go be an adult. Ewey. Hope you all enjoyed. And if you didn't, you're wrong.

Toodles from Hoodles!