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Splinter

I sat in a fridge yesterday, like actually sat in the fridge. Being short is good for some things, I guess, like cleaning out a fridge for Pesach. No, it was not my fridge, because even I, the shortiest of the shorts (that sounds off), could not sit in my fridge. And that's because it is small. Wow, that was highly intelligence.  Anywho, moving on from me having a chill (ha, pun intended) in the fridge, last week was Rosh Chodesh. So, the CH (that's Chushoova Hoosband for all you peeps who have OPS--that's Old People Syndrome for all of you who have YAS--that's Young and Stupid for all of you have EOOPS--remember, the 'e' is silent) made shnitzel in honor of the new month. And it came out so good. You know what that means? I ain't making shnitzel ever again. He he.  Shabbos was spent in the Old City with my sister and brother-in-law. We had such a grand time, missing the last train and walking all the way to the Old City. It's such a great walk, though. ...

Dorkiest Dork in Dorkland

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Well, hello there peeps who don't mind losing some brain cells today.  So, it's been a very long time since I wrote my last blog. Obviously, it's because I got married. Yes, we have to do that sometimes in life. So, in case any of you are worried about my blog being normal now that I'm married, have no fear. In fact, my husband  decided he won't even read my blog because he doesn't want his brain to melt. Well, in fact, I don't think it matters in any case. He's going to be as nuts as he can being married to me.  Anywho, I'm not even sure where to begin. So many muches of exciting thingy wingies have happened in the past month and a half. I don't even remember what happened yesterday, so it's kind of a lost cause to recall everything that happened last month. But do know this: I still have mono.  I think we should begin with some hilarious Strange Snippets:  From my darling sister, Netama: "She was dating a really rich guy who was dead....