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What's black and white and red all over? A yeshiva bachur on his first date. Don't ask me why that came out of my brain. I have no answer for you.  So, this week has been seven days. And that's all I can say about it, because I can't really remember what happened. I mean, I can recall certain things, but that's about it. EOOPS, you see. (The "e" is silent.) So let's begin from last week, where we left off after Shana Rishona's wedding. Naturally, after the wedding comes the sheva brachos. So, I went to one of her sheva brachos, the one in Bayit Vegan, home of all the Frenchies.  It was such a beautiful simcha, and the food was insane. The speeches were hilarious and so perfect for Shana Rishona. And it was so nice to see her all married and stuff.  At the sheva brachos, I asked one of the host's daughters for a beige dress. No, I didn't know this daughter. Never met her before in my life, actually. But I needed a dress for She-She's wed...

Breaking news: Girl breaks into the Mir Beis Midrash at night.  How do I know about this? I was that girl. Yes, I forgot to tell you, dear readers, that the crazy author of this blog stole into the Mir Beis Midrash in the middle of the night (okay, it was like 8:00 pm, whatever. Semantics).  It was empty, of course, but I still felt like I was doing something very wrong, which I probably was, now that I think about it. But now that I'm married, who even cares? Speaking of marriage, the CH and I have been having a lot of fun recently playing some games. We played charades and 20 questions. I won always, obviously. Because here are the rules for playing games with the CH.  Rule #1: Hudicus must win, always.  Rule #2: The CH must lose, always.  Rule #3: If the CH happens to win, then the game was rigged, or he cheated. (Don't ask how you can cheat in charades or 20 questions. These are better things left unasked.) The end. Also, one time the CH asked, "What play ar...